"Cartman, are
you still trying to become a lesbian?" "Yeah dude. My
mom says all
I have to do is chow on this box." / Wav. 123 KB
"That
sucks to get you're butt kicked by a girl, Stan." "I would never
let
a woman
kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, hey, you get
you're
bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" /
Wav.
116 KB
Beefcake
/ Wav. 112 KB
Broke
him / Wav. 35.4 KB
"Can
I help you find something?" "Yeah, do you have any,
narection?"
"Any what?" "I need to get an erection for my dad." /
Wav.
130 KB
Cartman calling
his kitty a dildo / Wav. 208 KB
Cartman
ranting about how he does not have a fat ass / Wav. 989 KB
"Come
on, let me kick you in the nuts for it." / Wav. 38.1 KB
Chef
Zombie song / Wav. 193 KB
"Don't pick
your nose hone." / Wav. 34.9 KB
Dude,
that is not cool! Chopping off weewees is not cool!" / Wav. 84.0
KB
"Excuse
me, but I do believe that sucked ass." / Wav. 52.2 KB
"Garrison?
That's impossible, he's gay." "I am not gay!" / Wav. 94.7 KB
Ghetto /
Wav. 171 KB
"Goodbye miss
Ellen." Stop kissing ass, Cartman!" "I'm not kissing ass,
you stupid
slut!" / Wav. 116 KB
"Hang
up the lights. String up the banners. Castrate the cows." /
Wav.
126 KB
"Hello
there children." "Hey chef." "How my little crackers
today?"
Good." / Wav. 102 KB
"Holy poop
on a stick!" / Wav. 52.7 KB
"How
about a little more of that good lovin' Chef?" "Damn woman, I
just
gave you sweet lovin' 5 minutes ago. You trying to kill me? / Wav.
183 KB
"I didn't
want people at school to know, so I told them I had herpes." /
Wav.
66.7 KB
"I don't
think an elephant would make love to a pig." "I don't think my
pig would
want to make love to that stupid elephant." "Sure they would,
but you're
going to have to get them in the mood." "So, how do we do that?"
"Do what I do. Get 'em good and drunk." / Wav. 129 KB
"If she
only likes other lesbians, then all we gotta' do is become lesbians
too."
/ Wav. 74.8 KB
"I, I, I,
I can't. I can't hit Jesus Christ. My mother would never speak
to
me again."
/ Wav. 136 KB
"I'll kick
you're ass so bad, you'll wish you never had it to begin with!
You're ass.
/ Wav. 109 KB
"I'm
afraid it's the big house for you, fruitcake." / Wav. 61.7 KB
"I'm just
gonna' step outside and go weewee." / Wav. 48.1 KB
"It says,
uh, Sorry I had sex with the chicken. I won't do it again.
Bye bye.
/ Wav. 134 KB
"It's
coming right for us!" "Kick ass!" / Wav. 72.1 KB
Kenny's explosive
diarrhea / Wav. 52.0 KB
"Let us
cut off your peepee Stan. / Wav. 100 KB
"My uncle
says that smoking crack is kind of cool." / Wav. 27.0 KB
"Nobody
screws up my trick or treats and gets away with it. Yeah, cool!"
/ Wav. 109 KB
"No
way, dude! We're not staying alone in your house with your weewee
chopping parents!" / Wav. 71.7 KB
"Now
listen! Why is it that everything today has involved things either
going
in or coming out of my ass?!" / Wav. 69.7 KB
"Oh, here
comes the unholy butthole now. Eh, thanks for burning
everything
down, you little bitch!" / Wav. 61.3 KB
"Oh my god,
I'm a black African American." / Wav. 83.0 KB
"Oh my god,
it smells like ass in here!" / Wav. 44.2 KB
"See
this X-ray? That's you're ass. See that line? That's
you're ass collapsing. You're ass is collapsing. / Wav. 128 KB
"Sorry
officer butt baby." "Bar Brady." "Oh I'm sorry. What
did I
say?"
"You said butt baby." / Wav. 61.6 KB
"That bitch!
I'm gonna' go downstairs and kick her square in the nuts!"
/ Wav.
80.4 KB
Well, I
can tell you that I am 100% not gay!" / Wav. 58.9 KB
"Well Stan,
you wanna' know what I think? / Wav. 41.6 KB
"What's
an anal probe?" "That's when they put this big metal hubajube up
your butt." / Wav. 50.7 KB
"What do
you wanna' know lady?" "I'm not talking you, you pissant little hick!"
"Whoa dude!" / Wav. 87.6 KB
"Who
cares! It's all just a bunch of hippie crap" / Wav. 35.3 KB
"Women
don't get pregnant from tongue children." / Wav. 51.9 KB
"Yeah, I
love your salty, chocolate balls chef. / Wav. 48.7 KB
"You can just
go to Hell! You go to Hell and you die!" / Wav. 55.9 KB
"You
guys can kiss my black ass!" / Wav. 58.2 KB
"You
guys. You know what? My grandma was Dutch Irish and my
grandpa
was lesbian. That makes me quarter lesbian." / Wav. 114 KB
"Young
man, getting gay w' kids is not dumb. Mmmkay. It just so happens
that
I'm on the board of directors." / Wav. 120 KB
"Young
man, you are not to watch that show any more. It's immature
toilet
humor." / Wav. 51.0 KB
